Bottoms Up Wine

A full-bodied, unapologetically buttery Chardonnay that enters the room before you do. Oaky, proud, impossibly dramatic. Notes of peach, toasted brioche, and first-row bravado.

Refuses to be put in a box — or a barrel. Crisp, zingy, and beautifully complex. This Sauvignon Blanc exists beyond categories, with citrus zest, fresh-cut grass, and the confidence to simply be.

Delicate but fierce. An off-dry Riesling with petrol complexity, green apple, honeyed stone fruit, and the quiet strength of someone who's been out since before it was cool.

Lychee. Rose petals. Cardamom. Ginger. This wine is a lot — in the absolute best way. Aromatic, intense, and deeply expressive. It walks into brunch and makes everyone feel underdressed.

Unfiltered, lightly cloudy, and proudly natural. Fizzy, funky, full of personality. This Pét-Nat didn't choose the queer life — the queer life chose it, and it's thriving.

Yes, it's pink. Yes, it's fabulous. Wild strawberry, watermelon, and a mineral edge that proves looks aren't everything — but they certainly help. Pairs beautifully with: literally everything.

Showstopping. Structured. Absolutely here for it. This Cabernet commands the room with blackcurrant, cedar, and a long, theatrical finish. It doesn't just arrive — it performs.

Light in body, complex in soul. Silky tannins, wild strawberry, and a hauntingly beautiful finish that challenges everything you thought you knew about red wine. Non-normative since forever.

Deep, dark, and a little bit dangerous. This Argentinian Malbec brings plum, dark chocolate, and violet florals — plus the energy of someone who just discovered leather bars at 40 and is fully committed.

Big, bold, and not remotely sorry about it. Cracked pepper, dark berries, smoked meat, and a finish that lingers like a fantastic night you're definitely going to remember.

Of course the Champagne is called Camp-agne. Fine bubbles, brioche, green apple, chalk — and the unshakeable belief that every single moment deserves a celebration. Pop accordingly.

Light, bubbly, and completely secure in who it is. This Prosecco doesn't need your validation — but it does taste better with it. Pear, white peach, cream, and a wink at the finish.

The one that started it all. A light, effervescent spritz-style ale with a squeeze of citrus, a bloom of elderflower, and the unmistakable energy of someone who's already on their third drink and absolutely thriving.

Crisp, clean, and radiantly queer. A crushable lager with golden hue and the quiet confidence of a Pride flag in the wind. Goes down easy; leaves a statement.

You get a hop! You get a hop! EVERYBODY GETS A HOP! A bold, citrus-forward IPA that gives every single sip a standing ovation. Generous, flavourful, legendary.

Dark, rich, and deeply misunderstood by those who haven't tried it. Coffee, dark chocolate, a silky mouthfeel, and a smooth finish that makes converts of everyone.

Always in formation. Hazy, refreshing, with hints of banana and clove. This wheat beer woke up like this — and it is, without question, completely flawless.